christ on a cracker, here are some hipsters

Okay, so it has been brought to my attention by my sister that this blog actually has nothing to do with the beautiful, insolent, and scientifically proven nocturnal* creatures we call hipsters. So, to make up for it, let me direct your attention to something that looks like hipsters ate it and threw it up when they realized it's better to be a manorexic in a mess of skinny jeans, tees, and unwashed hair.

I ought to note, though, that Top Man is probably pretty well known in the UK and so it's too mainstream and uncool. I'm not picky though. A British hipster is a hipster (and British, in case that was unclear) and I'd take these Camden ponces any day and you know you would too. I highly recommend checking out their selection of knitted cardigans as well as their interactive hipster (under skinny jeans, typical).

Also, here's a sad story about two hipsters who refuse to accept they're hipsters. It brought a couple of tears to my eyes because there's too much hipster hate in this world. (The Onion)

*Not verified.