Saturday, January 31, 2009

omg!

If you need a bit of an adorable fix to cure your hangover from last night (I'll be honest though, staring at a computer screen won't help and you'll just get all bug eyed and then your eyeballs may dry up and fall out. Just another danger of drinking that I ought to warn you about) and Cute Overload isn't doing anything for you and you needed a reason to live after the gay penguins went and got married, here's an otter in a mailbag!

The BBC reports that she is called Orla and was found on the side of a road by a postman and was believed to have been abandoned by her mother. What a bitch! Just because she was never loved as an otterchild doesn't mean she can go around leaving little animals on the sides of roads. In fact, if I find out this otter character is also bankrupt and has thirteen other little otter children, I'll know who to call.

Anybadottermother, Orla was given a free tour of Scotland when she was put into the mailbag to keep warm and given some milk. She's eating fish like a fish-eating vacuum now and is safe and sound. But I ask you this: how can anyone abandon that face!!! The piece of coal that is my heart just melted a little and went on to destroy the ozone layer.

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