Forever 21 BC

I'm not a big fan of fashion. Anyone can see that. It's aight. I never got swept up into the whole craze of buying clothes. I mean clothes - who needs them? Especially since there's so much of it. I'd rather wear a toga. Or maybe nothing at all. Actually, a toga would probably be better. So basically, I would rather be adorned in a giant sheet with some ancient Roman accessories.

Until recently, I thought the only place to buy ancient jewelery was on Ebay, or that shifty looking place inside the Garage. But lo and behold, there was someone somewhere who planned to sell ancient jewelery in a hip fashion store: Forever 21. What is Forever 21? I didn't know myself until on just moved in to the old Foot Lockers. But apparently, everyone else knew what it was. The main point is that they have a taste for coins. And not just any coins - ancient Roman coins.

Need a necklace with 17 Roman coins on it? No? Well, here's one anyway. What about a key fob? Yes - a key fob. Apparently saying a key chain or key ring wasn't cool enough for a bunch of Roman coins. No, Forever 21 sells Roman key fobs. And bracelets. And necklaces. It's so unneeded, so fake, so... AMAZING. 

Now quick, drive me to Forever 21, and give me about $20 and I'll buy everything. Because it's also that cheap.