oh hei

WHOA THERE CRAZY EYEZ!!!!

Is it a man? Is it a woman? Dare I say pre-op tranny? Who cares, it's the fucking 80's!

I wonder if it's possible to go blind in one eye from wearing an eye patch all the fucking time. I hope he switches it around from eye to eye to prevent blindness because we can't have that going on, no offense blind people. In fact, if for some reason you're reading this out loud to your blind friend, feel free to leave out this bit.

Dead or Alive once again bring you into the beautiful world of... um, I'm not really sure, but you can be assured a couple of acid tabs were dropped while making this shit. Beautiful.