The hipster baby is here! M.I.A. and her boyfriend welcomed a boy into this world after the Grammy's and no wonder, homegirl was making us all sick with her dancing about on stage last Sunday night. She talked about it on her Myspace:HAPPY VALENTINES!SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY'S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm looking forward to seeing what she names this poor child. You know that it'll be something like Sunshower Jimmy Boyz Bucky Done Gun. I should apologize if her post made your eyes run away. It's possible a twelve year old wrote this but I like M.I.A. all the same.
(Actually, let's not joke about little children and babies because a couple days ago I read a really disturbing story about some 13-year-old who knocked up his 15-year-old girlfriend. WHAT THE FUCK IS RIGHT.)
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!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
"Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex."
WHY??????? who is this ho?? he looks about 2!
two other guys stepped up claiming to be the father and now our little dwarf friend is going to take a paternity test.
of course, here, it would take a couple of episodes of Maury for anyone to take responsibility.
hahahahaha
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