real style

First of all, wtf why is iTunes terms of agreement constantly changing. I stopped reading all that shit a long time ago and just go ahead and tick the box. I don't even bother to scroll anymore. I used to do that and pretend to skim to make me feel better but I've gotten way too lazy for that. I know I'm not supposed to read contracts and so on and I've probably just signed over my soul to Steve Jobs, but I just want my Cancion de la Semana!

I suggest after looking through these, you make an appointment with your hair stylist immediately. This applies to the males, females, and shemales (remember, Lance thinks you're ALL beautiful) amongst us. Images [link]

(this one is for moob hair, duh)

'bout time

OMG I can't believe I've never bothered to watch the video for this. I thought Youtube couldn't get better after the kitten eating broccoli, but we must all remember that the 70's will just continue to amaze us (er, me) forever.

...Et vive le beardiness!

beardy strikes again

Now normally I don't like the Sartorialist. Actually, I tell a lie, I do like it quite a lot but I just fucking hate all the people who comment on it. For Christ's sake please please shut up. As a dead broke student just trying to figure out how to pay for college, I really can't be arsed to coo over thousand-dollar coats, handbags, and gloves. Also, I don't own a proper pajama set, sorry. But I don't know anyone who does, so fuck that.
Anyway, now that all my anger has been released... I'm not really a fan of much above, though the tie has some great detail and the bottle green is pretty Harry Potter, but the BEARD is great. El Greco, take note.
Wow. I actually can't stop looking at it. It's like a warm kitten on the chin, all fluffy and clean. Yeah, it occurred to me that this guy may be way more attractive without the beardiness, but what are you gonna do. Anyway, thank you, Mr Sartorialist for helping the crusade to bring back the mutton chops!

beyootiful

Good news for the lumberjacks amongst us, (you know who you are) beards are back in style. And not the scruffy look that hipsters are rocking all the time, I mean real fucking beards. According to the Guardian, beards are associated with laziness and hippies, but I don't know if I believe that. Then again, what do I know. Personally, I have a problem with facial hair (note: Prince William) because if you resemble a weasel and your name is Dave Seliger, then you're trying too hard.

Beardy folk are okay only if you're Rolf Harris or the weyrd sisters, I suspect. And even then Rolf Harris is not okay. Bearded ladies on the other hand, have an element of class and hilarity... mostly the latter though. I am convinced, however, that Celeste would totally rock the bearded look.

But if you carefully style it to be entered into the World Beard and Mustache Championships, like the seriously elegant man above, I believe it to be a just cause. (Although it is still highly possible that you need some mental help.)